Monday, May 29, 2006

 

Important News

Well folks, you're hearing it here first. For the first time The Sports Minute(dot blogspot(until further notice)), is breaking a news story before the rest of the country picks up on it. After observing my fantasy team I can now officially declare that Cliff Lee is not a good pitcher.

That's right, guys. I know it's hard to believe. The spin doctors in Cleveland would have you believe otherwise, but don't listen to the hype. He'll tank your fantasy franchise and he'll tank your real team.

It occurs to me that I need an insider quote to prove that this news story is true.

"Yeah, he sucks," said, Steve Babbington.

Who is Steve Babbington, you ask? Not an insider, I answer.

Calls to the Cleveland Indian's front office went undialed.

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